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PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS FUCKERS

Give me money to go to Fest, if I raise enough to actually go I will allow you to perform one(1) wrestling maneuver of your choice on me at the Fest XI in Gainesville, Florida. It can be in your hotel room, at registration(gotta show everyone how tuff u r on the first day of Fest) or even on stage while Lagwagon is playing. You can give me a Stone Cold Stunner during Ceremony so you can show everyone that you are the KING OF THE PIT.  NO HOLDS BARRED except ballshots cuz that’s bullshit!!!

Paypal email is winonaryder5000@gmail.com

Today I showed my friend a cut on my hand and I asked if it looked infected, he said maybe I should put some alcohol on it, alcohol! ALCOHOL? SO I STOOD UP AND PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE AND THEN DRANK HIS TEARS AND SAID “IM STRAIGHT FUCKING EDGE I’LL SEE YOU IN THE FUCKIN PIT”