May 2009
April 2009
Winona Ryder5000: I’M JUST A HATE MACHINEfuzzy dinosaurs: EXCEPT POOPfuzzy dinosaurs: WE LOVE POOP
Winona Ryder5000: LOST TOMORROWchygyryk: tomottow is tuesdayWinona Ryder5000: FUCKWinona Ryder5000: I WAS SO EXCITED
fun in the ER
checkerboards:
I already knew I was twisted, but today in the ER I got to see a gunshot wound, a heroin overdose, a few broken limbs, and a ton of drunks. It was the most fun I’ve had all week.
Take me with you on take your daughter to work day.
I know your girlfriend is a bitch...
americancer:
but I’m still not doing anything with you while you two are together. The other night was bad enough, and if you keep trying to lead me on I might just have to cut you off again and reject the date you keep asking me on…and then feel bad about it. But oh well.
On an unrelated note, today was really fucking perfect.
You don’t need that shit in yo’ life! forget this...
things to do before i bike to work
getbuck:
watch porn
Hey we’re doing the same thing!
Look at this fucking hipster →
Someone should firebomb Brooklyn.
http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/magazine/1... →
redguard:
Shout out to somekindahell, who I’m now following…
Oh h-h-hi.
I became friends with Tristan, and now I'm a...
(via americancer)
It’s funny how that happens.